4 definitions by Zephyr X.
by Zephyr X. June 10, 2022
A person who always pees in his pants. He had no friends as a child and still doesn't have any friends. When he was in college he told a girl that he was a footballer, after a couple of weeks, she found out that he wasn't a footballer and kicked his frickin' penis and he went flying to THE Zayn Malik's kitchen, "VAS HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN?! NO SERIOUSLY, WHO IS THIS FREAKO!" "Sorry Zain," said Soosoo, "IT's ZAYN! YOU BIT*H! Get outta my kitchen!" "Hey isn't that Harry's saying" said Soosoo. "It is but I wanna use it once in a while!" Zayn screamed and as expected he got kicked in his ass and went flying into jail. THANK THE GODS THAT HE CAME TO HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE! Then we realised that he was gay and commited suicide. YAY! Happy ending!
Bruh look at that Soosoo!
by Zephyr X. January 25, 2022
An asshole who no one understands. He has a terrible problem which only a few in this world deserve.
He had ZERO friends in kindergarten, primary school, secondary school, college and NOW still has ZERO friends.
His parents wished they had thrown him into a well when he was a child.
I guess he was a disgrace to the whole world.
Some people call him a MISTAKE FROM HELL!
He had ZERO friends in kindergarten, primary school, secondary school, college and NOW still has ZERO friends.
His parents wished they had thrown him into a well when he was a child.
I guess he was a disgrace to the whole world.
Some people call him a MISTAKE FROM HELL!
People: "Guys we're having a great time aren't we?"
People: *scream* "Oh no, It's THATGUYHERTY!"
ThatGuyHerty: "I just wanted to make some friends" he said while boogers came out of his nostils.
People: *move to another city, just so they could have fun and away from ThatGuyHerty: a sussy pig, sometimes gay.
People: *scream* "Oh no, It's THATGUYHERTY!"
ThatGuyHerty: "I just wanted to make some friends" he said while boogers came out of his nostils.
People: *move to another city, just so they could have fun and away from ThatGuyHerty: a sussy pig, sometimes gay.
by Zephyr X. January 25, 2022
A mistake sent from the gods. His parents wished that they threw him into a well when he was a child but looks like that chance has gone. He had no friends in kindergarten, primary school, secondary school, college and still doesn't. Once in college he told a girl - who he had a crush on - that he was a footballer, two days later, she found out and kicked his penis all the way to a Russian hospital, "Vat is happenin'? Get outta my ho'pital!" , screamed the Russian nurse.
"Oh I am so sorry-" said ThatGuyHerty. But just then the Russian nurse kicked his ass all the way to the Mariana trench! "Hoo iz zis hooman" said the shark, "Oh I'm sorry sharko", said ThatGuyHerty and just then the shark flicked his head all the way to his parents. "Now's our chance we can finally kill our son, YESSSSS!" And as you know they kicked him all the way out of the universe and he froze to death. HAPPY ENDING! YEAH!!!!
"Oh I am so sorry-" said ThatGuyHerty. But just then the Russian nurse kicked his ass all the way to the Mariana trench! "Hoo iz zis hooman" said the shark, "Oh I'm sorry sharko", said ThatGuyHerty and just then the shark flicked his head all the way to his parents. "Now's our chance we can finally kill our son, YESSSSS!" And as you know they kicked him all the way out of the universe and he froze to death. HAPPY ENDING! YEAH!!!!
Person 1: "Wow isn't it a wonderful day?"
Person 2: "Of course,"
ThatGuyHerty: "Hey guys can I join you?"
People: "Aaaaahhhh! It's ThatGuyHerty! Get away!"
ThatGuyHerty: "I just wanted to make some friends" he cried.
Person 2: "Of course,"
ThatGuyHerty: "Hey guys can I join you?"
People: "Aaaaahhhh! It's ThatGuyHerty! Get away!"
ThatGuyHerty: "I just wanted to make some friends" he cried.
by Zephyr X. January 26, 2022