11 definitions by Zed

Moste obsolete programming language in human history. Cause of the disease known as "COBOL fingers" where your fingers hurts from writing too many line of useless code, often ends in amputation.
I've wasted many hours learning COBOL
by zed November 14, 2003
Someone who goes to school and learns everything by heart without trying to understand. Usually drops out fairly quickly and gets a lucrative job at the closest fast food flipping burgers on night shifts.
Remember that school monkey from 1st year? I saw her last night working at mcdonalds
by zed December 05, 2003
crappy, girly, whiney, try to be punk music
blink 182, good charlotte, simple plan, and new found glory
by zed July 16, 2005
the same as hardcore, but for pussies wont admit that atreyu is hardcore
atreyu, as i lay dying, unearth, and norma jean
by zed March 08, 2005
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