Zed's definitions

bitchmonster

1. Transcending Bitch,a person who strives to be mean and is irritated by small things.

God, I thought my mom was bad, but your is a real bitchmonster...

by Zed August 21, 2003

School monkey

Someone who goes to school and learns everything by heart without trying to understand. Usually drops out fairly quickly and gets a lucrative job at the closest fast food flipping burgers on night shifts.

Remember that school monkey from 1st year? I saw her last night working at mcdonalds

by zed December 5, 2003

pop punk

crappy, girly, whiney, try to be punk music

blink 182, good charlotte, simple plan, and new found glory

by zed August 5, 2005

Moment of Truth

The time that comes during one's lifetime where God questions your worth; the moment which you must prove your reason for existing.

On D-Day, 1941
Sargeant: "Okay, troops! Here's the moment of truth!"
The soldiers had to prove their existance to God, in this case win the storming of Normandy.

by Zed December 19, 2003