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2 definitions by Zatchodile

 
1.
fortch-the act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food, drinks, ideas, or activities, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily

Verb. The act of consuming large quantities of food or drink or indulging in copious amounts of bad ideas and decisions, in full cognizance of their consequences, and doing it happily.
Considering he left the meeting with a smile, it was obvious that the boss was fortching in order to fulfill his sadistic tendencies.

also

the morbidly obese child fortches upon all comestibles despite the obvious bloating of his body.
by Zatchodile July 21, 2010
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2.
1. hyper, or uber, douchebag.

2. A powerful penis
1. Justin Bieber is a power-prick with his supreme talent in making all around him have irritable bowel syndrome

2. Beware of Ron Jeremy and his power-prick
by Zatchodile June 03, 2011
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