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A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.
"Wow, that kid looks like he's about to go through mitosis!"
by Zarg Grage Feb 23, 2009 add a video