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dysquote

v.t., To rephrase a fact-based observation with the specific intent of discrediting its original source, potentially creating or prolonging a hostile work environment in said source's name.
I won't bring Marge up for creating a hostile work environment; had it been her dysquoted regarding my skills I'd be pretty pissed off too.
by Zappin' Nap July 12, 2023
mugGet the dysquotemug.

besunset

(v.t.) To deliberately withhold volume-sensitive tasks necessary for an employee to maintain advanced-level certification, usually to avoid an appeal much stronger than the damning documentation (if any); for example,

"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."
"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."
by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023
mugGet the besunsetmug.

Substrigamammic

Exceptionally cold. L. SUB, below + STRIGA, witch + MAMM-, teat + IC
"As the cold front moves in, expect substrigamammic conditions throughout the weekend."
by Zappin' Nap March 11, 2017
mugGet the Substrigamammicmug.

Ordure of the Night's Template

The composite set list of an end-stage open mic.
Sooner or later, every open mic is abandoned to the Ordure of the Night's Template!
by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023
mugGet the Ordure of the Night's Templatemug.

bimbeau

"Oh, Daddy... my womens' basketball scholarship went to some 6-5, 210-pound bimbeau!"
by Zappin' Nap April 27, 2021
mugGet the bimbeaumug.

slug-lame

Devoid of the necessary emotional or artistic mobility to make the slightest impact despite all efforts, if any.
Those songs sucked the first time around, you expect people to pay a cover to listen to the same slug-lame arrangement of all of them, back-to-back, for three hours?
by Zappin' Nap January 8, 2022
mugGet the slug-lamemug.

autoproctologist

A person who is board-certifiably competent in preforming naked-eye self-assessment for intestinal polyps, especially while driving.
That jerk who cut us off has an MD license plate, and his head is that far up his ass?... Must be an autoproctologist!
by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2023
mugGet the autoproctologistmug.

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