Zappin' Nap's definitions

Contraspam

The generic name for a folder to which your actually desired e-mail is forwarded, conceding your Inbox to the voluminous Spam that "leaks through" your ISP's filters.

It's great... I have two Contraspam folders, one for "Friends&Family" and one for "Merchants" I actually do business with!

by Zappin' Nap November 24, 2018

shrinehundt

In Catholic liturgy, a ringer from a nearby shrine called into make ministry decisions the member-ship-at-large could have handled.

Oh God... they're bringing in a shrinehundt from the Marians and we're gonna be doing those godawful charismatic songs!

by Zappin' Nap March 19, 2019

paulshit joeshit

The changing of a name or title to artificially enhance one's social or occupational stature.

So instead of the Housekeeper we page the Environmental Service Engineer? That's so paulshit joeshit

by Zappin' Nap December 13, 2018

The Infrastricture

A conspiracy to restrict funding for the repair of roads and bridges seldom traveled by the privileged.

We'll never get our road paved; The Infrastricture wants more trees lining Main Street.

by Zappin' Nap January 5, 2019

Unnch

(etym. UN- + luNCH) A severely abbreviated nutritional refuel for which an employee is expected to report a 30-minute break.

I'm starving and the next client is due in seven minutes. Unnch Time!

by Zappin' Nap January 15, 2019

scatagitate

(v.t.) Stir the shit.

Those town council meetings on Community Television are so boring... I think I'll go over there and scatagitate a bit!

by Zappin' Nap September 1, 2018

circumpenize

/sərˈkʌmp(ə)nīz/ Dick around.

I can't keep my guitar in tune, maybe I should circumpenize with the truss rod.

by Zappin' Nap June 5, 2018