Zappin' Nap's definitions

dicasse

An extremely abbreviated hygiene measure taken by a male who would otherwise be late for school or work.

Oh shit, my alarm didn't go off and I've got 10 minutes to get to work .. Dicasse Time!

by Zappin' Nap August 21, 2023

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

flatch hatch

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.

I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.

by Zappin' Nap October 22, 2007

circumpenize

/sərˈkʌmp(ə)nīz/ Dick around.

I can't keep my guitar in tune, maybe I should circumpenize with the truss rod.

by Zappin' Nap June 5, 2018

heterophobe

A purveyor of men's clothing whose entire inventory contains a minimum of 2% Elastane.

I don't do Straight Stretch... that's an oxymoron unless you're a heterophobe.

by Zappin' Nap November 27, 2020

Alexander Dumbass

An exceptional dullard, though not to the level of Henry Dumbass.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

Estroid

A Birth-Male Transgender, especially one engaged in women's competitive sports.

The Italian female Olympic boxer was going great guns until that estroid stepped into the ring!

by Zappin' Nap November 7, 2024