57 definitions by Zappin' Nap

Bidemony

Legalized extraction of large regular payments, to no discernible purpose, for whose funding a second job or post-retirement employment is necessary.

Frank's gonna live off Social Security and that 403b? On $23K a year Bidemony?

by Zappin' Nap September 20, 2022

domino clusterfuck

Based on the theory proposed by R. M. Nixon, a self-perpetuating comedy of errors; not to be confused with a regular clusterfuck, which ends quietly when the last error can't spawn a chain reaction of new ones.

So after Ed has to change his shirt because his wife spilled coffee on him, he misses his bus, calls a taxi... the driver jumps a curb, blows out a rear tire, doesn't have a spare, and when the police come he fails the balloon test and Ed has to go in with the police and fill out a report? That, my friend, is a Domino Clusterfuck!

by Zappin' Nap January 9, 2011

circumpenize

/sərˈkʌmp(ə)nīz/ Dick around.

I can't keep my guitar in tune, maybe I should circumpenize with the truss rod.

by Zappin' Nap May 13, 2018

hinterloper

An unaligned composer-lyricist who has the audacity to compete with real musicians for airplay.

That's why Phil doesn't get the gigs; nobody likes a hinterloper.

by Zappin' Nap November 27, 2022

dicasse

An extremely abbreviated hygiene measure taken by a male who would otherwise be late for school or work.

Oh shit, my alarm didn't go off and I've got 10 minutes to get to work .. Dicasse Time!

by Zappin' Nap August 22, 2023

phuquinet

Absolutely, in a congratulatory sense; a French-influenced politically correct spelling of the street term.

Wow, you got backstage passes for the Doo-Wop Festival... Phuquinet!

by Zappin' Nap October 20, 2011

flatch hatch

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.

I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.

by Zappin' Nap October 6, 2007