57 definitions by Zappin' Nap

jepped

Rapidly executed under disabled surveillance.

He was jepped. He's even got his name on the crime. Everybody who crosses the Clintons gets jepped.

by Zappin' Nap August 11, 2019

3AP

America's latest anti-racist PAC:

All Assholes Are Pink

" I'll be safe at the demonstration, Ma; 3AP is sponsoring it!"

by Zappin' Nap November 24, 2021

shrinehundt

In Catholic liturgy, a ringer from a nearby shrine called into make ministry decisions the member-ship-at-large could have handled.

Oh God... they're bringing in a shrinehundt from the Marians and we're gonna be doing those godawful charismatic songs!

by Zappin' Nap March 19, 2019

Greviously Catholic

Asserting one's affiliation with the Roman Catholic Church by the frequent public mispronunciation of "grievous".

I love watching Mrs. Carlino beat her chest during the pentitantial prayes... she's soooo Greviously Catholic!

by Zappin' Nap October 3, 2023

METAgation

The peppering of the timeline of a Page Administrator with suggestions to engage peers-at-best for the same services he or she offers, with no apparent commitment to reciprocity.

Just once, can they scrap all this Metagation and float me a link for a same-genre songwriter in my time zone who is willing to barter accompaniment?

by Zappin' Nap March 15, 2023

scatagitate

(v.t.) Stir the shit.

Those town council meetings on Community Television are so boring... I think I'll go over there and scatagitate a bit!

by Zappin' Nap September 1, 2018

SWAT team

An organizational cabal of spin doctors, usually engaged to protect a frivolous accuser from the whole truth.

SWAT is an acronym for "Sherwin Williams Academy of Transparency."

Pete's got himself quite a dilemma... if he seeks out that client, they'll fire him; if she gets to their SWAT team first, he'll wish they had.

by Zappin' Nap May 20, 2012