1 definition by ZapelDeuce
In order to perform a quigley one must first be a proud American.
To perform a "Quigley" is to lay prone on a flat surface like a bed or floor, and shit.
Once you have proudley shidded you must then push yourself backwards across the floor and over your proud shid making sure to cover yourself in the shid until eventually getting to your mouth where you will then proudly eat whatever is left of your shid.
To perform a "Quigley" is to lay prone on a flat surface like a bed or floor, and shit.
Once you have proudley shidded you must then push yourself backwards across the floor and over your proud shid making sure to cover yourself in the shid until eventually getting to your mouth where you will then proudly eat whatever is left of your shid.
"Hey that proud American over there just won't let up telling everyone how inferior they are for not doing everything exactly the same as America. I bet he quigley's himself at night"
by ZapelDeuce November 28, 2018