2 definitions by Zanzarella

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The lovable assistant to Captain Hook. Also the smell/taste of the substance accumulating on or near the gooch resulting from a lack of showering and an excess of masturbating. Can be used as lubricant for a Karen Jackson, deodorant for Jimith Jacksonith, or toothpaste for a Mcleanith Milleras.
Janet enjoys snacking on the schmeeee between my balls for breakfast after a long night of love making and watching of Family Guy.
by Zanzarella May 29, 2003

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The rare occurence when a fart's path is anally blocked, and must resort to exiting the body via pee-hole. Similar to a queef.
That smoof smelled like ass.
by Zanzarella May 15, 2003

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