12 definitions by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_

Olive Garden

Am i the only one that has a nice Olive Garden??
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.

Everyone: Olive Garden freakin sucks
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)

Child: AaH

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 5, 2021

Gay

Man 1: *stands there*
Man 2: *scrolls on twitter*
Man 1: …

Man 2: ?…

Then they start making out.

Gay

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 5, 2021

Gay

Gay, two people of the same gender that are together as one… as a pair.. as lovers.. as dear earthlings who strive in peace and make the children of the west prosper.

Mother is indeed gay. What do I think of this finsitchuating fact. I think it is dearly impossible… Mother is a lesbian ofcourse, but indeed queer?… no no no, cannot be. Though I think about it with dear forcefulness, it still cannot make way. I fight this unrevealing label smacked against the motherful air waving across my unblessingly curly hairline, while still holding on for dear life as my “step bro” (as the kids say) ties my shoe laces with his girlfriends arms.. It cannot be. Dear mother has always strived for women, but… queer? That seems unlikely.

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ February 16, 2022

Milk

Somethin’... Definitely somethin….

MILK

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 4, 2021

YYYYEEEEHHAAWWWW

It is simply “Yeehaw” but spelled with caps completely on, and more than one of each letter.
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“YYYYEEEEHHAAWWWW!” The middle schooler says as they jump on their friend.

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 4, 2021