Definitions by Z4zebra

turtle-loafer 

1)Someone who get sexual pleasure from imagining a turtle.

Girl-come on Johnny, how do I get you turned on?
Johnny-I don't know
Girl-well I'm gonna go feed my turtle
Johnny-IT'S HAPPENING!!!! *fap fap fap fap* turtles.........it's the turtles!!!!!! They're so wrinkly and slow!!! It gets me hot!!!! OMG! I think I'm a turtle-loafer!!!
Girl-I'm glad to her that! Because I have a thing for slow wrinkly things too!

turtle-loafer by Z4zebra July 23, 2012

spant 

A person who spends thier time going to the park and yelling at children.

He, Ha, look at that spant over there. She's making a complete fool of herself. She is at the park yelling at children! So dumb! Stupid spant! Ha, ha, he!

spant by Z4zebra March 4, 2012

Frabdulious 

1)A bitch who tricks people into loving her when she is a slut :)
2)A way to have sex with your male prostitute teacher:)

That slut is frabduling everyone.
Hey teacher you wanna do some frabdulious in my pants.:):) it will be funn i promise!! fat dick in my v j. hmm hmm sound nice??

Frabdulious by Z4zebra January 2, 2012