3 definitions by YvesII
A.K.A. Hang-over poo. A particularly nasty little turd that usually resembles a piece of coal (due to chronic dehydration).
Eve: Did you get wangered last night?
Louise: Yes, mate. How did you know?
Eve: You didn't flush your hop properly in the staff loos.
Louise: Yes, mate. How did you know?
Eve: You didn't flush your hop properly in the staff loos.
by YvesII February 22, 2007
A piece of cotton padding with an adhesive strip.
Women stick them to their pants so they don't get bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.
Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.
Women stick them to their pants so they don't get bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.
Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.
Eve: Owwww, I've cut my finger! Have you got a plaster?
Lisa: Nah, but if it's bad i've got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.
Lisa: Nah, but if it's bad i've got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.
by YvesII October 5, 2006
Eve: Y a-t-il une fontaine près d'ici ? Je pense que j'ai marché dans quelque chose dégoûtant sur le crottoir et je dois nettoyer ma chaussure.
by YvesII October 5, 2006