13 definitions by Yuengling drinker
Someone that totally sucks at life. Cookie Monster would never be rally bait because when he sees a cookie he takes it. Someone who is rally bait is less like Cookie Monster and more like Oscar. Oscar never leaves the trash can, he just waits for someone to come by and pops out with a grumpy face and no cookies.
by Yuengling drinker August 27, 2019
A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.
by Yuengling drinker May 17, 2019
“Did you see that guy fall down the stairs? He fell like a Titan.”
“No I didn’t see it, nobody pays attention to titans anyway.”
“No I didn’t see it, nobody pays attention to titans anyway.”
by Yuengling drinker August 27, 2019
When you play the game of thrones you live or you die. This is true for all unless they have a good conquest hoe. A conquest hoe will kill every mythical forest creature you ask just for sexual favors in return. A conquest hoe also has a master’s degree in discord use so make sure you’re nice to your conquest hoe or you will be forever doomed.
Joe: “there’s bears everywhere, so annoying.”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”
Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”
Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
by Yuengling drinker September 3, 2019
Negan is a guy that claims to be a bad ass but needs everyone else to make him look good. He gets people to do his dirty work, then shows up whistling a tune without realizing that he does not actually have any friends. He’s so bad ass, that he hides from vegetarians and eats nothing but canned tuna and mixed nuts.
by Yuengling drinker May 22, 2019
This word can be used in almost any phrase as a filler. It’s not exactly a stand alone kinda word because it needs other words to make it work. Using it alone sounds like Durka Durka, which only works in silly movies with puppets.
by Yuengling drinker May 8, 2019