28 definitions by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666
A long forgotten pile of shit located between Shit Pile 1: Canajoharie, Ny, and Shit Pile 2: Fort Plain, Ny. It smells like shit 24/7, there is nothing but rundown farms and crabby people with shit in their pants, and the sun rarely ever rises over there. If you are a person who cannot function right, Salt Springville is the place for you! Heck, if you are unable to make it to the bathroom in time, you can just use the ditches at the side of the roads or your neighbors field! Just be sure to offer your neighbors weed and meth.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 26, 2022
Puberty galore. It is another place where kids dream’s go to die as well as faith in humanity. The sixth graders look like Christmas elves on crack, the seventh graders are all weebs and furries, and the eighth graders think every teacher is hot. And yes, the teachers like to “lose” assignments
so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…
so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 April 2, 2022
Wants to be a hood so bad. Drugs and alcohol are a common activity, kids born there develop facial hair by age 3, the water is greatly polluted with lead and aids, and it is only a matter of time until all then buildings collapse in in themselves. People who live there are often referred on as “ pants” because they are full of shit 24/7.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
The intense fear of Charlie D’amelio. Symptoms include, crying profusely at the sight of Charlie D’amelio’s videos, shitting you pants and somehow enjoying it, and heart disease. Solution: don’t watch Charlie D’amelio.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 13, 2021
A place where incest is common. Everyone you know either has a neph-son, a sister-aunt, or brother/sister-cousins. Oh and beware of the red necks.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021
A small incest town located in Upstate, Ny. It’s technically it’s own country since the crackheads that live there have their own custom of jumping out in front of your vehicle as a way to greet you. Be sure to carry drugs presumably meth, crack, and weed. It’s their currency.
Fuck Fonda, Ny!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 September 13, 2022