28 definitions by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666

Fultonville, Ny

Fonda’s long lost family member. It’s practically just a road with a few musty-ass houses.

Honey, I am driving through Fultonville, Ny. Fonda, Ny is too rampant with incest diseases for me to go near.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Salt Springville, Ny

A long forgotten pile of shit located between Shit Pile 1: Canajoharie, Ny, and Shit Pile 2: Fort Plain, Ny. It smells like shit 24/7, there is nothing but rundown farms and crabby people with shit in their pants, and the sun rarely ever rises over there. If you are a person who cannot function right, Salt Springville is the place for you! Heck, if you are unable to make it to the bathroom in time, you can just use the ditches at the side of the roads or your neighbors field! Just be sure to offer your neighbors weed and meth.

Johnny walked into Salt Springville, Ny and died.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 26, 2022

Hannaford

A grocery store that’s better than Price Chopper.

Man, Hannaford got some good donuts!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 April 2, 2022

Canajoharie Middle School

Puberty galore. It is another place where kids dream’s go to die as well as faith in humanity. The sixth graders look like Christmas elves on crack, the seventh graders are all weebs and furries, and the eighth graders think every teacher is hot. And yes, the teachers like to “lose” assignments

so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…

We should really enroll our kids into Canajoharie Middle School.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Fort Plain, Ny

Wants to be a hood so bad. Drugs and alcohol are a common activity, kids born there develop facial hair by age 3, the water is greatly polluted with lead and aids, and it is only a matter of time until all then buildings collapse in in themselves. People who live there are often referred on as “ pants” because they are full of shit 24/7.

If you want to live in Fort Plain, Ny, Don’t.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Charliephobia

The intense fear of Charlie D’amelio. Symptoms include, crying profusely at the sight of Charlie D’amelio’s videos, shitting you pants and somehow enjoying it, and heart disease. Solution: don’t watch Charlie D’amelio.

I just shit myself. I think I might have Charliephobia.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 13, 2021

Fonda, Ny

A place where incest is common. Everyone you know either has a neph-son, a sister-aunt, or brother/sister-cousins. Oh and beware of the red necks.

Oh man, I am never going to Fonda, Ny. Canajoharie is safer than this.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021