Yoyoyoyoyoyo666's definitions

Penis

A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.

I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Bofa

Bofa deez nuts!

I love Bofa deez nuts. Mmmmm delicious milk.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Pickle

It’s not exactly a cucumber but you can still stick it up your ass!

I love pickles!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 15, 2021

Charliephobia

The intense fear of Charlie D’amelio. Symptoms include, crying profusely at the sight of Charlie D’amelio’s videos, shitting you pants and somehow enjoying it, and heart disease. Solution: don’t watch Charlie D’amelio.

I just shit myself. I think I might have Charliephobia.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Socks

Things you use for protection when you don’t have any condoms.

Man I love my Socks!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Gloversville

No they don’t make the gloves here, unfortunately. This is the asshole of the world, maybe even the asshole of the universe! The people that live here aren’t even human! They are all just fat mindless drones, programmed to popping pills and popping out deformed children so they suffer the same fate as their parental unit. Garbage EVERYWHERE!

Gloversville, you really need gloves if you want to live here.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 May 31, 2023

Mohawk River

A river that flows though all the incest, disease ridden towns in Upstate New York. All the fecal matter and trash you can think of always ends up in there. The fish are heavily mutated and the any boat that enters will never be seen again, probably because the people that drive the boats are so far gone on meth that they don’t even know how to drive a boat! Let alone a car.

I am going swimming in the Mohawk River and no one can stop me!!! NO ONE!!!!!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 15, 2021