A long forgotten pile of shit located between Shit Pile 1: Canajoharie, Ny, and Shit Pile 2: Fort Plain, Ny. It smells like shit 24/7, there is nothing but rundown farms and crabby people with shit in their pants, and the sun rarely ever rises over there. If you are a person who cannot function right, Salt Springville is the place for you! Heck, if you are unable to make it to the bathroom in time, you can just use the ditches at the side of the roads or your neighbors field! Just be sure to offer your neighbors weed and meth.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 25, 2021
Get the Salt Springville, Nymug. by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 April 02, 2022
Get the Hannafordmug. A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
Get the Penismug. The wrong way to spell Sage. Was probably dropped on her head as a kid, resulting in intense mental retardation. Oh and they have no sense of humor.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
Get the Saygemug. Another name for the Cooperstown, located in Upstate New York. It gets its nickname due to the fact that everyone and everything there is full of shit. And all this shit flows into the nearby lake.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 22, 2021
Get the Pooperstownmug. The only seemingly normal town located near canajoharie. There isn’t much to do other than helping the Amish clean up cow poop and barbecue maggot infested roadkill.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
Get the Stone Arabia, Nymug. A little town located south from disease central, canajoharie. The town holds many annual events such as Beating Up Old People Day, maggot infested pancake eating contests, and the daily worshipping of the Gods of Roadkill. Yes, the town is probably a cult. There are may or may not be sacrifices involved…
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
Get the Ames, Nymug.