1 definition by YourGranmaIsPolysexual
A creation that was first made out of animal bladders to rubber latex.
It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world
It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world
A: Hey dude,,, My wife says she wants to have sex
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!
A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!
A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
by YourGranmaIsPolysexual January 11, 2022