4 definitions by YourBoyBlue

Breast text

An accidental text message sent by having someone's breast(s) hit random keys and send a text. For similar information, see Butt Dial or Pocket Text.

Oh man. I sent steve a breast text and now he thinks I'm interested!

by YourBoyBlue January 12, 2017

babygagement

When you find a donor egg for your IVF pregnancy and they're a match. Means that you are not quite pregnant yet, but have a commitment to get pregnant.

I can't believe Jessica is an egg donor match! She said yes to our request and we are now officially babygaged! Can't wait to see you at our babygagement party!

by YourBoyBlue August 14, 2023

Bullshit Bump

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.

Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.

by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020

Clamjob

Applying salt to the area surrounding your asshole and then having a clam lick it all off.

Dude, sorry I couldn't pick up the phone. I was getting a clamjob.

by YourBoyBlue November 25, 2013