Your worst nightmare's definitions

fuck a duck

"fuck a duck" the tune to row your boat.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
Screw a Kangaroo.
Finger an Orangutang,
Orgy at the zoo.

by Your Worst Nightmare April 9, 2003

futurama

An excellent animated comedy based in an off-the-wall future world. Created by Matt Groening, the legendary creator of The Simpsons. Better than Family Guy, and DEFINITELY better than King Of The Hill.

"Today was a great day, because my Futurama Season 2 Box Set arrived in the post"

by Your worst nightmare November 14, 2003

dress

A thing that a girl wears in the summer so she'll get all the hot guys. mostly really short dresses

wow! look at that pretty dress! i wanna date that girl!

by your worst nightmare May 13, 2005

head monster

Now, now...lisagirl. These aren't very 'Christian' thoughts. What would Jesus Do, Hmmmm? When you think about these girls giving head to the basketball team, do you touch yourself? Can you not wait to get home and let your fingers do the walking all over your tender pink bud?

Oh, Oh, Jesus, Jesus...that feels SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! MMMMM

by Your worst nightmare April 7, 2003

Windows

1) Holes put in walls of buildings, often rectangular or square, which contain glass. They are there to both let in light and provide a nice view of the outside world.

2) The most popular Computer Operating System today, 'invented' by Microsoft Corporation. It has good ease of use and a wide range of commercial software available.

Many computer experts ('nerds') say that Windows is bloated, unstable, insecure and requires users to upgrade too often. However, Windows is a perfectly fine Desktop OS for non, semi computer literate people and gamers, provided they can install a firewall, virus scanner and spyware remover.

However, for people more experienced with computers or for business applications, other Operating Systems such as Linux or *BSD are faster, more stable and secure, cheaper (erm, free) and more customisable than Windows.

Unfortunately, most of these OSes are harder to use and cannot run Windows software, although there are good free alternatives to Windows software for OSes like Linux such as Open Office for MS Office and Mozilla for IE.

"I bought a new top-of-the-line gaming PC and it came with Windows XP, natch"

by Your worst nightmare November 14, 2003

marilyn manson

not a goth! more like the tammy-mosher god that thinks there goths!
i did like him up intill 'the golden age of grotesque' then he became popish mainstream shit...

tammy mosher 1 - ooooooh, i just love personal jesus, its so heavy metal...btw, i have that busted album you wanted to lend..
tammy mosher 2 - ooooo, i love manson! hes so goth....ooooo busted! heavy metal!!!!

by your worst nightmare November 9, 2004

Nerd

Nerd, like any other slang word, has many meanings. Some say a Nerd is just anyone who isn't socially skilled. Mainly though, nerds are intellectuals who place their hobbies, usually but not necessarily computers (other types of nerds include Sci-fi nerds, RPG nerds.. These can cross over with computer nerds. See geek). This does NOT mean they jack off to wired magazine, and it DEFINITELY doesn't mean they are usually gay 'out of necessity'. Nerds can be seen as generally more intelligent than 'normal' people, but this only makes up for their lack of 'social skills'. Actually, nerds do have 'lives' with high-paid jobs and communities of nerds, but aren't good at socialising with people who aren't other nerds.

Examples of nerd types:

Computer Nerd
Comic Book Nerd
RPG Nerd
Linux Nerd
Maths Nerd
Trekkie (Or a general Sci-Fi Nerd)

See Geek, practically the same meaning, different spelling and pronunciation.

by Your worst nightmare October 15, 2006