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n // ( b - oo - beez )

1. ) A female body part located on the upper chest, usually loved by another female or male.
2. ) A body part in which you use to milk your babies.
3. ) The singular of boobies.
4. ) A person who sits at home and does not want to do anything, in which your father or mother will call you a boob.
Example 1 and 3 - "HONEY! I THINK ONE OF MY BOOBS IS BIGGER THAN MY OTHER!"
Example 2 - "So do you think I should milk them from my left or right boob?"
Example 4 - "Can you please get off the couch? You're being a boob."
by Your Typical Smart Ass October 9, 2015
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