2 definitions by Your mum on tost

your mum

1. Your biological mother
2. A very ineffective insult
3. A poor comeback, usually from a chav

1. Is that your mum?
2. Your mum smells.
3. "you are a chav"
"your mum's a chav"

by Your mum on tost June 27, 2005

wanker bear

A song that is funny.
An insult.
Calum Walsh.

I'm a wanker bear ect.

You wanker bear!

"Hello, I'm Calum!"

by Your mum on tost June 26, 2005