1 definition by Young Sause

Thanus

Thanos horny cousin. Similar to Thanos quest to capture the infinity stones, Thanus collects the infinity dildos. Thanus collects the stones so that he can construct the ultimate sex machine.

Bob: Hey did you see how Thanos just fisted all of those guys?

Joe: I think you meant Thanus.

by Young Sause May 5, 2018