1 definition by You can go away now
A sibling is a dirty asswipe that gains its energy off making your life a hellhole. Your luck is especially unfortunate when you have multiple siblings within a small/medium average age gap
Siblings are there to 1) test your patience 2) ruin your life and 3) make you want to jump out your window, needless to say they also make you want to punch them in the face when you want to take a shower so they run in there first and lock the door when they weren't thinking about but only run in there because you say it.
You know when your family has lost the egg and sperm lottery when your siblings even go to the extent of counting out food so you both have the same exact amount.
Siblings are there to 1) test your patience 2) ruin your life and 3) make you want to jump out your window, needless to say they also make you want to punch them in the face when you want to take a shower so they run in there first and lock the door when they weren't thinking about but only run in there because you say it.
You know when your family has lost the egg and sperm lottery when your siblings even go to the extent of counting out food so you both have the same exact amount.
"Hey bitch, it was unfortunate that you were the one who has to be my sibling. Stop being related to me. Thank you."
by You can go away now February 10, 2019