Yopmail User's definitions

Grimace

(v.) To frown. Period. Not some McDonald's sex act or some shit.

Alice grimaced when Bob emasculated himself with his pants zipper at their son's school. His cock and balls fell right in the boy's mouth.

by Yopmail User July 1, 2023

Neighbor

To force-feed a kid some grass, make him chew the dog shit off your lawn while you penetrate them anally, strip him naked in your home, and try to suck his dick with a vacuum cleaner. If his dick is ripped off within five seconds, rape him again and fire a gun next to his ear until he goes deaf. Make him down every bottle of alcohol you have and penetrate him in his eye sockets as hard as possible. Finish the act off by shoving him in a toilet and throwing shit at him while yelling slurs and insults (not that he'll hear them). Make him eat the shit afterwards, ejaculate and vomit in his mouth and on his face, shove Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass, and have everything on camera.

Neighbor your neighbors' kids for some free porn.

by Yopmail User July 3, 2023

Eat

To simultaneously shit and piss in a girl's mouth. Using her mouth as a bowl, you must use a spoon to fish out parts of the mixture (which now contains saliva, and possibly vomit), which you then eat. Once her mouth is (mostly) free of shit and piss, you must spit the mixture in her vagina and perform cunnilingus on her. Bonus points if she is having her period. Swallow when you are finished.

Guy 1: wanna "go out" to eat?
Girl 1: YEAH!!!!!
Guy 1: good, come over to my place tomorrow
*The next day*
Guy 1 (while shitting and pissing): HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Girl 1: S-STO- *garglegarglegarglegargle*

by Yopmail User July 8, 2022

Bubbles

1) (verb) To put cum and shit in a blender and pour the mixture down the woman's vagina. The woman and/or man must perform cunnilingus on the woman/herself. They must then make out, adding saliva to the mixture, and blow bubbles with said mixture.

2) (noun) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. See also Blossom, Buttercup, and dumb blonde.

1) She blew bubbles using a mixture of Guy's cum, shit, and saliva.

2) See the above.

by Yopmail User June 28, 2022

Satan

A very common misspelling of Santa. Such mistakes are often made by small children writing letters to infamous child molester Santa Claus during the holiday season.

Your gay-ass spelling costs Satan hundreds of millions of dollars a year due to the retarded flying reindeer allegations they cause. Thanks a lot, dipshits.

by Yopmail User August 28, 2022

Declare War on the North Pole Day

A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.

Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*

by Yopmail User February 23, 2023

Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.

Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.

by Yopmail User November 6, 2022