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Urban Dictionary

The most arousing sex act known to man. It must be performed on a girl and is a combination of any number of sex acts featured on this very website. Thus, there are no limits to performing the Urban Dictionary on a girl. That means you and the girl can perform any sex act as long as it's featured on Urban Dictionary. While you perform this sex act, however, we recommend you coin your own sexual definitions for the best experience.
Mr. and Mrs. Rape had to be hospitalized after performing the Urban Dictionary in a school building.
by Yopmail User August 21, 2022
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crash the nebula

To fuck something up to or even beyond the extent to which the damage is completely irreversible.

The term is a reference to something the antimatter princess, Ani, says in the failed pilot Crash Nebula, which was supposed to be a spinoff of The Fairly OddParents.
Joe Biden better not crash the nebula with his dementia and extreme idiocy.
by Yopmail User November 12, 2022
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Antepenultimate

Third-to-last. You will never use this in everyday speech, trust me.
Urban Dictionary is the antepenultimate version of stupidity on the internet, right before Twatter and (oh dear lord) ShitTok.
by Yopmail User July 6, 2023
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Satan

A very common misspelling of Santa. Such mistakes are often made by small children writing letters to infamous child molester Santa Claus during the holiday season.
Your gay-ass spelling costs Satan hundreds of millions of dollars a year due to the retarded flying reindeer allegations they cause. Thanks a lot, dipshits.
by Yopmail User August 28, 2022
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Buttercup

a) This is a sexual act in which the man shits in the girl's mouth, makes out with her, and have each other swallow as much shit as possible until either of them vomit. The girl and the man will spit the mixture of vomit and shit into each other's mouths while making out until either one of them slips up, hopefully spilling the vomit onto the man's penis. Once this happens, the girl must give him head until he ejaculates in her mouth. The girl will spit it on his penis in disgust.

b) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. Has freakish body proportions, much like her two sisters.
a) No explanation needed

b) Using their ultra superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to stopping crime and the forces of evil!
by Yopmail User June 25, 2022
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you're

Yes, this word exists.

Simply put, a contraction that means "you are." Overlooked by morons who wouldn't know proper grammar if it dismembered them and fed their limbs to Ronald McDonald.

If you find yourself confusing it with "your," replace it with "you are" and see if it makes sense (i.e. read it aloud).
YOU'RE a sad excuse for a human being and YOUR parents should be ashamed they even thought of having you if you still can't tell the difference between the two.
by Yopmail User July 2, 2023
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Red Baron

To shit, piss, cum, and pour Diet Coke and Mentos down a girl's mouth and vagina while she is having her period. You must then rail her in her mouth and vagina, causing her to bleed. Ensure you have the whole thing on tape.
Having done the Red Baron, I realized that my penis was far too strong for this weak little girl. Her lips and vagina shot out blood and Diet Coke and she was out cold.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
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