Yopmail User's definitions

Neighbor

To force-feed a kid some grass, make him chew the dog shit off your lawn while you penetrate them anally, strip him naked in your home, and try to suck his dick with a vacuum cleaner. If his dick is ripped off within five seconds, rape him again and fire a gun next to his ear until he goes deaf. Make him down every bottle of alcohol you have and penetrate him in his eye sockets as hard as possible. Finish the act off by shoving him in a toilet and throwing shit at him while yelling slurs and insults (not that he'll hear them). Make him eat the shit afterwards, ejaculate and vomit in his mouth and on his face, shove Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass, and have everything on camera.

Neighbor your neighbors' kids for some free porn.

by Yopmail User July 3, 2023

Blossom

1. To pour Diet Coke and Mentos, in that order, down a girl's vagina. This will cause the formation of a soda geyser in her uterus and vagina, which will fuck up her reproductive system and launch soda the fuck out of her vagina. (verb)

2. The Powerpuff Girl of the same name, and leader of the trio. Wears a red bow to assert dominance. (noun)

1.
Guy 1: I gonna blossom (pours Diet Coke and Mentos down girl's vagina)
Girl 1: *screams in agony* THAT HURTS WHAT THE FUCK (The soda geyser in her vagina drenches Guy 1)
Guy 1: *masturbating in Girl 1's mouth*
(Girl 1 has her period, adding blood to the geyser. She then faints)
Guy 1: *takes picture of Girl 1's fucked-up vagina*

2. No example needed

by Yopmail User June 26, 2022

Red Baron

To shit, piss, cum, and pour Diet Coke and Mentos down a girl's mouth and vagina while she is having her period. You must then rail her in her mouth and vagina, causing her to bleed. Ensure you have the whole thing on tape.

Having done the Red Baron, I realized that my penis was far too strong for this weak little girl. Her lips and vagina shot out blood and Diet Coke and she was out cold.

by Yopmail User August 23, 2022

The Emoji Movie

If you, by some miracle, are actually thinking of watching this school shooting of a "movie," please dial the Suicide Hotline: [phone]. Watching it is, to say the least, an incredibly painful way to fucking die. And to those of you who have watched it, I wish you'd known how much you'd be missed before then.

The Emoji Movie makes the Holocaust look fucking hilarious.

by Yopmail User April 10, 2023

Antepenultimate

Third-to-last. You will never use this in everyday speech, trust me.

Urban Dictionary is the antepenultimate version of stupidity on the internet, right before Twatter and (oh dear lord) ShitTok.

by Yopmail User July 6, 2023

Pineapple Pizza

The fastest way to turn a discussion into a warzone. Bring up anchovies for bonus points.

Fred, Ursula, Charles, and Kyle: *civil discussion about lamps*
Douchebag: Pineapple pizza is Hitler/Jesus!
*cue World War 3*

by Yopmail User August 3, 2023

crash the nebula

To fuck something up to or even beyond the extent to which the damage is completely irreversible.

The term is a reference to something the antimatter princess, Ani, says in the failed pilot Crash Nebula, which was supposed to be a spinoff of The Fairly OddParents.

Joe Biden better not crash the nebula with his dementia and extreme idiocy.

by Yopmail User November 12, 2022