Yopmail User's definitions
To anally fist naked children in public, give them Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, shit and piss in their eyes and mouths, and force them to violently rape each other whilst shitting in each other's mouths, in that order.
Justin Bieber hello'd a bunch of children at the mall after learning that there is porn of BrainPop.
by Yopmail User August 25, 2022
Get the Hellomug. You. End of story.
The fact that you just looked up what "nobody" means tells me you are the dumbest nobody who has ever lived.
by Yopmail User August 16, 2022
Get the Nobodymug. Reserved only for the worst of the worst. People labeled as such are worse than assholes, dumber than idiots, weirder than spergs, more annoying than Bieber, more heinous than villains, and more disgusting than public bathrooms. Most likely all of the above.
by Yopmail User June 25, 2022
Get the Gruppenfückermug. To use your cum, shit, piss, and vomit to stuff a turducken and shove a teen girl's head up said turducken. You must then use scissors to cut her shirt up. Then, you take her pants off, remove her bra and panties, and ready a bottle of Diet Coke and Mentos to shove up her vagina and anus. When you pour Diet Coke and Mentos down her vagina and anus, you must suck her boobs slowly and softly while pissing in her vagina. You're then gonna need to grab a whip (if you haven't already) and command the girl to kneel and dig in while you ride on her back as if she were a horse. When she finishes, pour the leftovers in a blender, pour the mixture in the girl's mouth, and make out with her, in that order. Swallow afterwards.
Don't question the cum, shit, and vomit on the floor and dinner table. I just wished her "a happy Thanksgiving."
by Yopmail User November 12, 2022
Get the Thanksgivingmug. A sex act in which the man must shove a large bottle of Diet Coke up his ass (the cap facing outward), open it, drop Mentos in it, and quickly position the bottle so that the opening is inside of the girl's vagina. If the bottle is positioned correctly, this will cause Diet Coke and Mentos to rush to every corner of her reproductive system, which will be destroyed as a result, resulting in severe pain. The man will then yell statements Redditors deem "holy," such as "FORTNITE IS HITLER AND MINECRAFT IS JESUS AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A NAZI!!!" Using the girl's boobs as a canvas, the man must draw a Snoo while using her vaginal fluids as fingerpaint. Shitting in the girl's mouth afterwards optional.
by Yopmail User July 10, 2022
Get the Redditmug. Urban Dictionary is the antepenultimate version of stupidity on the internet, right before Twatter and (oh dear lord) ShitTok.
by Yopmail User July 6, 2023
Get the Antepenultimatemug. Yes, this word exists.
Simply put, a contraction that means "you are." Overlooked by morons who wouldn't know proper grammar if it dismembered them and fed their limbs to Ronald McDonald.
If you find yourself confusing it with "your," replace it with "you are" and see if it makes sense (i.e. read it aloud).
Simply put, a contraction that means "you are." Overlooked by morons who wouldn't know proper grammar if it dismembered them and fed their limbs to Ronald McDonald.
If you find yourself confusing it with "your," replace it with "you are" and see if it makes sense (i.e. read it aloud).
YOU'RE a sad excuse for a human being and YOUR parents should be ashamed they even thought of having you if you still can't tell the difference between the two.
by Yopmail User July 2, 2023
Get the you'remug.