Yopmail User's definitions

Dib

(noun) A nickname for any person who is spouting bullshit and/or making irrational claims. Can also be used to describe someone who disagrees with you. Named after the Invader Zim character of the same name.

Idiot: Biden is a good president!
Rational person: Shut up, Dib.

by Yopmail User August 30, 2022

your dick

No woman in a thousand-mile radius would ever want to suck it.

You'd have to be dumber than Joe Biden to look this shit up on Urban Dictionary. Your dick will remain small either way, dumbass.

by Yopmail User November 24, 2022

Reddit

A sex act in which the man must shove a large bottle of Diet Coke up his ass (the cap facing outward), open it, drop Mentos in it, and quickly position the bottle so that the opening is inside of the girl's vagina. If the bottle is positioned correctly, this will cause Diet Coke and Mentos to rush to every corner of her reproductive system, which will be destroyed as a result, resulting in severe pain. The man will then yell statements Redditors deem "holy," such as "FORTNITE IS HITLER AND MINECRAFT IS JESUS AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A NAZI!!!" Using the girl's boobs as a canvas, the man must draw a Snoo while using her vaginal fluids as fingerpaint. Shitting in the girl's mouth afterwards optional.

Jill woke up in severe pain the next morning after being given a Reddit by her boyfriend, Jim.

by Yopmail User July 10, 2022

Antepenultimate

Third-to-last. You will never use this in everyday speech, trust me.

Urban Dictionary is the antepenultimate version of stupidity on the internet, right before Twatter and (oh dear lord) ShitTok.

by Yopmail User July 6, 2023

Richard Nixon

This is when two or more males engage in mutual masturbation, then dock each other just before they ejaculate. The docking must last as long as it takes for the cum to harden on both of their dicks. After that, they must attempt to separate the heads of their dicks in the most painful ways possible.

I used to be a pariah like you until I Richard Nixoned 78 thirteen-year-old boys.

by Yopmail User April 12, 2023

Cop

Latin for "donut fetishist."

Mentions of donut restaurants are telltale signs that the dude you're talking to is actually an undercover cop who's ready to molest you.

by Yopmail User December 24, 2022

The Emoji Movie

If you, by some miracle, are actually thinking of watching this school shooting of a "movie," please dial the Suicide Hotline: [phone]. Watching it is, to say the least, an incredibly painful way to fucking die. And to those of you who have watched it, I wish you'd known how much you'd be missed before then.

The Emoji Movie makes the Holocaust look fucking hilarious.

by Yopmail User April 10, 2023