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Urban Dictionary

The most arousing sex act known to man. It must be performed on a girl and is a combination of any number of sex acts featured on this very website. Thus, there are no limits to performing the Urban Dictionary on a girl. That means you and the girl can perform any sex act as long as it's featured on Urban Dictionary. While you perform this sex act, however, we recommend you coin your own sexual definitions for the best experience.
Mr. and Mrs. Rape had to be hospitalized after performing the Urban Dictionary in a school building.
by Yopmail User August 21, 2022
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crash the nebula

To fuck something up to or even beyond the extent to which the damage is completely irreversible.

The term is a reference to something the antimatter princess, Ani, says in the failed pilot Crash Nebula, which was supposed to be a spinoff of The Fairly OddParents.
Joe Biden better not crash the nebula with his dementia and extreme idiocy.
by Yopmail User November 12, 2022
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Antepenultimate

Third-to-last. You will never use this in everyday speech, trust me.
Urban Dictionary is the antepenultimate version of stupidity on the internet, right before Twatter and (oh dear lord) ShitTok.
by Yopmail User July 6, 2023
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Buttercup

a) This is a sexual act in which the man shits in the girl's mouth, makes out with her, and have each other swallow as much shit as possible until either of them vomit. The girl and the man will spit the mixture of vomit and shit into each other's mouths while making out until either one of them slips up, hopefully spilling the vomit onto the man's penis. Once this happens, the girl must give him head until he ejaculates in her mouth. The girl will spit it on his penis in disgust.

b) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. Has freakish body proportions, much like her two sisters.
a) No explanation needed

b) Using their ultra superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to stopping crime and the forces of evil!
by Yopmail User June 25, 2022
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Dib

(noun) A nickname for any person who is spouting bullshit and/or making irrational claims. Can also be used to describe someone who disagrees with you. Named after the Invader Zim character of the same name.
Idiot: Biden is a good president!
Rational person: Shut up, Dib.
by Yopmail User August 30, 2022
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Red Baron

To shit, piss, cum, and pour Diet Coke and Mentos down a girl's mouth and vagina while she is having her period. You must then rail her in her mouth and vagina, causing her to bleed. Ensure you have the whole thing on tape.
Having done the Red Baron, I realized that my penis was far too strong for this weak little girl. Her lips and vagina shot out blood and Diet Coke and she was out cold.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
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Sesame Street

While dressed up as Elmo, you slice someone's dick off while the both of you are masturbating and carry the severed dick to a preschool. Make sure you have a woman with you. In the preschool, you enter a classroom, interview the youngest child, and ask them vaguely sexual questions while keeping the severed dick a secret. When the child least expects it, you strip the woman naked, shove the severed dick in the woman's mouth in front of the child (and everyone else, for that matter), and use the blood from the severed penis to draw a dick on her boobs. You must then throw the severed dick in the teacher's mouth, assume control of her laptop, and play snuff films on the smartboard.
This definition of Sesame Street was sponsored by the letter D!
by Yopmail User August 14, 2022
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