61 definitions by Yopmail User
To force-feed a kid some grass, make him chew the dog shit off your lawn while you penetrate them anally, strip him naked in your home, and try to suck his dick with a vacuum cleaner. If his dick is ripped off within five seconds, rape him again and fire a gun next to his ear until he goes deaf. Make him down every bottle of alcohol you have and penetrate him in his eye sockets as hard as possible. Finish the act off by shoving him in a toilet and throwing shit at him while yelling slurs and insults (not that he'll hear them). Make him eat the shit afterwards, ejaculate and vomit in his mouth and on his face, shove Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass, and have everything on camera.
by Yopmail User July 3, 2023
-This shit happens more than ten years after the fucking prequel.
-Humans invade Pandora.
-The dead guy named Miles Quaritch turns out to be blue and alive.
-Jake's kids get kidnapped and freed (Spider being an exception).
-Jake and his family move to the fucking ocean.
-Lo'ak (Jake's son) fights some dude and almost gets fucking eaten by a predator.
-A tulkun named Payakan saves him (he's ostracized because he fought with the dudes who killed his mother).
-Kiri has a seizure. She lives because muh plot armor.
-Quaritch massacres the fucking tulkuns. Their brains prevent aging.
-Jake and his family get trapped in a sunken vessel (Payakan attacks it and kills the crew earlier).
-Lo'ak, Tsireya (Metkayina princess), and Tuk (Jack's daughter) get captured and live.
-Neteyam (Jake's son) dies. The other kids live.
-Quaritch holds Kiri (Jake's daughter) hostage until Neytiri (Jake's wife) cuts Spider's chest with a knife.
-Spider saves Quaritch and fucking stays on Pandora.
-Jake and his family stay underwater.
-Humans invade Pandora.
-The dead guy named Miles Quaritch turns out to be blue and alive.
-Jake's kids get kidnapped and freed (Spider being an exception).
-Jake and his family move to the fucking ocean.
-Lo'ak (Jake's son) fights some dude and almost gets fucking eaten by a predator.
-A tulkun named Payakan saves him (he's ostracized because he fought with the dudes who killed his mother).
-Kiri has a seizure. She lives because muh plot armor.
-Quaritch massacres the fucking tulkuns. Their brains prevent aging.
-Jake and his family get trapped in a sunken vessel (Payakan attacks it and kills the crew earlier).
-Lo'ak, Tsireya (Metkayina princess), and Tuk (Jack's daughter) get captured and live.
-Neteyam (Jake's son) dies. The other kids live.
-Quaritch holds Kiri (Jake's daughter) hostage until Neytiri (Jake's wife) cuts Spider's chest with a knife.
-Spider saves Quaritch and fucking stays on Pandora.
-Jake and his family stay underwater.
by Yopmail User December 18, 2022
The most evil person to have ever existed. He is responsible for acts so despicable that they could make the Holocaust look like a tea party. So far, he has been responsible for the Great Leap Forward, 9/11, the Holocaust, the Uyghur genocide, Joe Biden getting elected, the Taliban taking over Afghanistan, the Rape of Nanking, the Cambodian genocide, etc. Such acts would make even the worst of dictators cower in fear. No wonder why Mr. Turner hates him.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
To wake the fuck up and get used to the harsh reality of the real world.
The term is derived from the visual novel Froggy Pot in which you have to convince this depressed dude named Froggy to get out of a pot of water to which heat is being constantly added. Pulling this off is lots more difficult than meets the eye.
The term is derived from the visual novel Froggy Pot in which you have to convince this depressed dude named Froggy to get out of a pot of water to which heat is being constantly added. Pulling this off is lots more difficult than meets the eye.
Do yourself a favor and get out of the pot instead of wasting time pleasing the plumbers on the internet.
by Yopmail User October 30, 2022
Sodium chloride, or table salt. In case you're chemically illiterate, it's a non-lethal compound of two elements: one sodium, which is lethal, and one chlorine, which is also lethal. Why the fuck is NaCl non-lethal? I don't fucking know. Google it or ask your science teacher if you want answers.
Why the fuck do I need to provide you with examples of NaCl when you have a billion of them in your kitchen?
by Yopmail User November 12, 2022
To anally fist naked children in public, give them Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, shit and piss in their eyes and mouths, and force them to violently rape each other whilst shitting in each other's mouths, in that order.
Justin Bieber hello'd a bunch of children at the mall after learning that there is porn of BrainPop.
by Yopmail User August 25, 2022
A very common misspelling of Santa. Such mistakes are often made by small children writing letters to infamous child molester Santa Claus during the holiday season.
Your gay-ass spelling costs Satan hundreds of millions of dollars a year due to the retarded flying reindeer allegations they cause. Thanks a lot, dipshits.
by Yopmail User August 28, 2022