2 definitions by Yomammabiggerthanahorse
A guy who will literally do anything to make his homies look stupid in front of his crush/crushes. Typically simpanzees are self conscious lil creatures of nature so they feel the need to put the unwanted attention on someone else. (And they tend to have the name clay)
A couple of homies chillin: (simpanzee see his crush) hey ryan remember that time you did something so stupid that even beetle juice would envy you. Ryan: you simpanzee you only brought that up cause kelly walked by, gosh i HATE being in public places with you.
by Yomammabiggerthanahorse January 28, 2021
Avoid these animals at all times... if you ever encounter one then try your hardest to talk about something they aren’t familiar with cause then they can’t talk about themselves. And when they do, its a dark day for everyone. First they tell you about the 2 good things they did in life and then go on for about a BILLION years about how “rare” they are and that the sense things that others don’t and how no one ever gets them. And if you say even the SLIGHTEST joke around them they go full on SJW and will go on social media to try and get you canceled or something.(they also think the world revolves around them)
(Me see’s an infj) fudge, okay try and walk the other way before its too la.... (infj) brian! wait up! Okay before i tell you some big secret, i was on my way to work the other day and saw this homeless person and gave him a 50 bucks, so i guess im the best person of the week nation wide. Okay now for the secret, i got kissed! (Me) wow guess what???? (Infj) what? (Me) i didn’t ask... (infj) starts screaming like a demon and freaking out.
by Yomammabiggerthanahorse January 28, 2021