39 definitions by Yo Mamma

mushroom tatoo

when i smacked gina in the face with my dick and left a imprint of my bell end on her face

look in the mirror at yourself!

by Yo Mamma October 20, 2003

tank wanker

one who jerks off to asses...usually used when describing a homosexual.

guy number 1- "dude, lets go to that party tonight"
guy number 2- "no way, theres gunan be to many tank wankers there"

by Yo Mamma November 22, 2002

fuck bitch

A woman you use purely sexually.

Q: Do you like her?
A: No. She's just one of my fuck bitches.

by Yo Mamma September 10, 2003

Tv

A big box shaped item that drains the minds of little boys and girls.

My little brother and all of his little friends all drained their minds by watching the tv.

by Yo Mamma December 4, 2003

tv

a box shaped thing witch light comes out of and boys and girls cant stop watching

look at him watch tv,this is gonna be some kind of a reacerd

by Yo Mamma November 14, 2003

ass plug

Plug placed in ones ass after severe ass ramming to keep fecal matter from exiting unbenknowst to the fag that got rammed in the ass too hard.

Chris got rammed in the ass so hard that he had to get a box of double X ass plugs to keep his hershey squirts from squirting all over his crab collection.

by Yo Mamma February 26, 2004

gee daddy

Bald work mate universally disliked

Ole gee daddy wont shut up

by Yo Mamma June 21, 2004