The fast- food chain that makes commercials that undermine anorexic tactics. They have really good fries. Their burgers are too small though, I can close one within my fist.
Commercial: You gotta Eat!
Obese person: Get in my belly!
Burger: *screams* *eats obese person* aahhhh i'm full.
Yelsew Foolface: You know what they say about people with big hands...