Yelsew Foolface's definitions

Pepto Bismol

The most obscene commercial jingle ever!

Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!

by Yelsew Foolface April 11, 2005

Throw up

An bullemic's pasttime

Jessica: Hey Jill, wanna go throw up?
Jill: Where's the toilet?
Jessica: Who needs a toilet?! *throws up on the jill*

by Yelsew Foolface May 14, 2005

lancoolish

A person who is tacky, old, and chain smokes cigarettes. Cigarettes are the main priority for this person. They are a teacher who will leave their class locked in their room then goes outside and smokes while saying "I need a smoke!"

Dick Cheyney's wife is a lancoolish
"You are acting very lancoolish today"

by Yelsew Foolface May 2, 2005

Ice-T

a cool usually lemon- flavored drink.

Dude1: Hey, dude, would you like some Ice-T
Dude2: Sure, pour it down my ass.

by Yelsew Foolface April 12, 2005

purgatory

Correct or wrong or both
Good or bad or both

its not good. but its not so bad either... *loops endlessly*

by Yelsew Foolface May 15, 2005

Mayer Hater

The average person with common sense!

If you like John Meyer that much then you're an idiot!

by Yelsew Foolface April 6, 2005

visual basic

A complete waste of time that ruins your life

Programmer1: Hey, why are you using visual basic
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*

by Yelsew Foolface April 5, 2005