Tubolardish

1. Of or relating to a tub of lard.
2. Demonstrating qualities similar to those of a tub of lard.

Stuart Murdoch said it would tubolardish of Belle and Sebastian not to keep writing songs as great as 'Your Cover's Blown.'

Don't be so tubolardish, you fat loser.

by Yar! A pirate! October 26, 2010

Tetrette's

A condition similar to Coprolalia (the condition which causes one to shout obscenities involuntarily, often confused with Tourette's syndrome) brought on temporarily by making mistakes while playing Tetris.

Anna: Piss! Shit! Ass!

Dave: What's wrong with Anna? Does she have coprolalia?

Grace: No, she's just playing tetris.

Dave: Ah, another tragic case of Tetrette's.

by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010

Nastia Liukin

1. 2008 Olympic Women's All-Around Gymnastics Champion.
2. The most beautiful human female who ever has or ever will exist.

-Nastia Liukin won Women's All-Around!
-Is that the Nastia Liukin who is the most beautiful human female ever?
-Yeah, same one.

by YAR! A pirate! September 16, 2010

Goyfriend

(noun) The boyfriend of a gay person.

Paul is gay and I can't change that, but I really wish he wouldn't bring his stupid goyfriend around here so often. That gay- (sorry) guy is just plain annoying.

by yar! A pirate! November 18, 2010

Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.

Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...

by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010

Switzerland

A small land locked country in Central Europe surrounded by epic mountains and a bunch of countries who have done some crazy shit in the past, all of which Switzerland has refused to take part in. Switzerland has relatively high taxes, but because of this the government can afford to let everyone be parents for a couple of years whenever they have a baby, then when that baby is in high school the government pays for him to learn his way around an M-16. This is why nobody has ever had a beef with the Swiss, or if they did they sure kept quiet about it.

"Switzerland has always had a military draft-they have to, because they're surrounded by bastards." -Dr. John C. Freemuth

by YAR! A pirate! February 22, 2011

Jammin

Jammin (v.):

1. Continuing to have sex after coming.
2. Having sex despite also having a less-than-hard on.

"I'm pretty sure she has delayed orgasm, because I lasted almost an hour and still came before her, so I just kept jammin for another 20 minutes."

A: "I know for a fact that that 83 year old guy has ED, and yet he continues his porn career without the aid of Viagra or Cialis. How does he do it?"

B: "Dude, he jams those teens like crazy"

by Yar! A pirate! October 24, 2010