2 definitions by YaBoiMattyMC

improper root

A maths-based joke that refers to working towards, but not completely achieving, getting a root. It is essentially a failed attempt to tune or woo a female.

1. "Nah look... I didn't actually root her. It was more of an improper root."

"So nothing happened then."

"Uh... nah, we just chatted."
2. "Old mate Will got an improper root last night."

by YaBoiMattyMC September 10, 2017

gohm

A slang term for the fluid discharged during sexual climax from a man's penis. The word's origins trace back to circa 2011 in the northern suburbs of Perth, Western Australia. The term is often worked into other words for the humorous effect, for example 'gohming' means 'coming'.

I gohmed so hard last night I thought I split my schlong in half.

by YaBoiMattyMC August 18, 2017