5 definitions by Ya Momz

homoboken

fraternity type Hoboken, NJ resident who wheres hockey jerseys, pours pitchers of beer on his friends, and uses lame ass pick-up lines; always goes home after last call with other homobokens.

The homobokens stopped at the 24 hour CVS to buy Astroglide after the bars closed.

by Ya Momz May 4, 2005

bazooie

a person who likes to make up stories about other people to raise his own social status. Also has a tendency to steal from friends, and deny it, even with overwhelming proof of his guilt.

My credit is fucked up because that bazooie used my calling card to ring up $1500 in calls to his fat girlfriend.

by Ya Momz May 4, 2005

phantom braker

driver who continuously hits his brakes with absolutely nothing in front of him. May be associated with obsessive/compulsive disorder.

I would have been at the titty bar an hour earlier if I could have rammed the phantom braker in front of me off the road.

by Ya Momz May 4, 2005

boricuda

a big toothed boricua, usually wearing bright red lipstick, with dark lipliner

Wow, did you see the ass on that boricuda?

by Ya Momz May 4, 2005

cooshplatz

pussy smegma, post-yeast infection vagina paste

Check the bitch for cooshplatz before you eat her pussy.

by Ya Momz May 3, 2005