Verb; The action in which a reasonably hot female that you haven't seen for a while has since gained weight and become rather lardy
Person 1:"Who the fuck is that porker over there?"
Person 2:"Oh that's the girl you used to sit next to in math's class"
Person 1:"Thats her?! she used to be so sexy but now she's chunked out she's rather repulsive"
Person 2:"not that you ever had the chance you stupid fat virgin"
Person 1: :(