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business boner

the erection that one may obtain when delaying the need to urinate too long; a body defense mechanism that encourages urination and prevents bladder and kidney damage

I don't have time to go to the fuckin' bathroom, but I gotta get rid of this business boner!

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

smock

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act

"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"

by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005