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18 definitions by XyourXworstXnightmareX

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act
"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 01, 2005
Not-Intentional Boner, arising from the unfortunate incident of becoming erect at an undesired time, although the boner itself has been provoked
Man, that bitch Shaniqua was grindin' my dick and I tried but I couldn't find it, I got a fat NIB.
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
A person who attends Greek events simply to get the complimentary t-shirt promoting the date party.
"Sweet shirt, frat-bro. When did you hand out with the tri-delts? Aren't they skanks?"

"Sure are, dude. But, one chick in my 0-level math class asked me to the Helter Delta Skelter date party where I got this neat shirt."

"You're such a shirt whore."
by XyourXworstXnightmareX June 02, 2006
what you use for those intimate personal exchanges between hand and genitals
Scott: You saw that episode of Oprah today, right?
Danny: Oh, no doubt, boy! I'd love to be hitting the switches on that hoe!
Scott: I know! She was my inspiartion this afternoon during alone time.
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 09, 2005