3 definitions by Xyanp
When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.
Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
by Xyanp October 15, 2019
A Melodic Drum and Bass as well as Dubstep artist from Australia. Geoplex uses FL Studio 20 and makes hella sick beats. He's currently commissioned by Last Abyss making the soundtrack to their game Space Pulse.
"Did you hear the new Geoplex track?"
"Nah dude, I thought he stopped uploading, haven't heard anything from him in years"
"Nah dude, I thought he stopped uploading, haven't heard anything from him in years"
by Xyanp June 29, 2019
"I don't know" (from turkish, bilmiyorum, ingilizcesised)
by Xyanp September 20, 2022