Clifford is a little boy who can't eat sunflower seeds. He has canines that stick out like the Clifford Big Red dog. He's pretty ghetto but thats what gets all the ladies. He's studious but gets into fights, thats why he always has a scar on top of his head. He's so hardcore he battles spiders on his free time.
That Clifford guy is such a gentleman but I get a boner when I see his battle scars.