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The highest form of blitzer. Only true muthafuckas like George Washington or the OG Obama Good can get to this level of blitzer. Although, people still say it because they try to get to their levels or try to explain how awesome that thing was to blow their fucking stupid minds.
That is the blitziest dress I have ever seen.

That steamy fanfic made me feel like I am the blitzest person in the world.
by XxB3@UTY80085xX August 19, 2016
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A term used by the cool kids to describe those horrible things in life that are just not awesome or fine.
Why is Jorge so unblitzer? He needs help.

That pop quiz Ms. Teacher gave us was just so unblitzer
by XxB3@UTY80085xX August 18, 2016
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A term used by the cool kids meaning awesome. It is often used to replace words such as awesome, cool, radical, on fleek, ect.l, but do not use it in English papers. It is informal.
You are looking so blitzer today.

That stunt Jimmy did was so blitzer.
by XxB3@UTY80085xX August 18, 2016
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