2 definitions by XtraFlop

Top Definition
The act of exposing nasty, yellowed pit stains when placing one hand on each doorjamb as you attempt lame conversation with a coworker.
Did you see Jim pulling the full golden eagle in my office? WTF! He is so hygienically challenged.
by XtraFlop October 04, 2007

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Whay you call that fatty fat fatterton you work with who not only snoozles, but shamlessless snores like a chainsaw with a loose throttle. Sometimes their office door if open, sometimes it's closed. Either way, it's loud. Also prone to absolute denial when confronted about it.

Can also be used as a pre-fix to someone's name.
Todd: Hey, did you walk by Sleepy's office?
Matt: Which Sleepy?
Todd: Sleepy Jay
Matt: Oh, Jay-zzz?
Todd: Yeah, that is one sleepy lying fat fuck.
by XtraFlop October 05, 2007

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