Definitions by Xeonith

split log 

When a chick wearing a g-string or thong shits herself, splitting the log neatly lengthwise.

That chick at the club last night was so drunk she dropped a split log.

split log by Xeonith August 7, 2014

Serious Blake 

He's pretty fucking srs.

I hear Blake is being pretty serious tonight, after all, he is fucking Serious Blake.

Serious Blake by Xeonith October 14, 2008