2 definitions by Xaltz
A failist is someone who typically fails a lot. In fact, they fail so much that it has become their occupation and their further goals in life are to fail twice as bad as their previous fail.
by Xaltz April 4, 2009
An old lady, preferably a Grandmother, who is taking part in sexual acts and just happened to receive the STD Gonorrhea.
by Xaltz September 10, 2009