2 definitions by Xaltz

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A failist is someone who typically fails a lot. In fact, they fail so much that it has become their occupation and their further goals in life are to fail twice as bad as their previous fail.
"shoutouts belong to mew"
notice how she spelled "me" as "mew"
Jade is a failist.
by Xaltz April 03, 2009

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An old lady, preferably a Grandmother, who is taking part in sexual acts and just happened to receive the STD Gonorrhea.
Person 1: Dude my Grandma got Gonorrhea!
Person 2: What a Gonorrhea Granny ffs.
by Xaltz September 09, 2009

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