2 definitions by X-Phlo

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An individual who tells people things that no one cares about. Usually someone who is outside of a group of people but wants to get in so trys to strike up a converstaion with whatever they have.
Guy 1: Hey did you guys here about the new linux and stuff! It's like so cool.
Guy 2: ... I really don't care
Guy 3: Damn, that kid is a real lifeless prophet.
by X-Phlo May 30, 2007

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When you shove a hampster up your asshole. Usually done by gay men as a sexual activity.
Man i really wanna have an ass hampster i bet it would feel good
by X-Phlo April 12, 2007

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