Central character of HomestarRunner.com. White armless guy with a speech impediment and a slow wit who nonetheless dates the only girl and has the only propeller cap. Constant victim of Strong Bad
and The Cheat
. Known for obsessing over Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, Melonade, Mountain Dew, and the witch's brew.
"So what's the W stand fow? Witch's bwew?"
"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"
"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"