2 definitions by WorthlessFailure

A good for nothing fuck-up who is too stupid to do anything right.
Jesus Christ dude! I gave you one simple task and you still fucked up! You're such a worthless failure!
by WorthlessFailure March 31, 2018
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The act by which, two partners slide their genitals back and forth together at a high rate of speed in order to achieve a burning sensation caused by the friction between the skin of the genitalia, and the pubic hairs.
Whoo!.... Boy, I'll tell you what, me and my step-sister had a good time carpet-burning the other day at Nana's house.
by WorthlessFailure July 15, 2018
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