109 definitions by Working Class Hero

Floppers

Empty saggy tits

Pass her a skipping rope it will be like watching fish in the flopper pond

Also what happens when the bra comes off ... flop

She has a lovely pair of floppers

by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020

Floppers

Saggy floppy tits that flop down in relief when their bra is removed

Heads up and getting my floppers out

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Srub

The act of rubbing oil into a womans swocket (the sweaty patch of skin underneath her empty saggy breast)

Lift that skin flap and rub that oil in there so she doesn't get a sweaty boob rash

I'm just going to srub this on for you honey

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

7:35

When your odd tits hang like hands of a clock pointing to 7:35

Limp empty lifeless but nonetheless good at telling the time twice a day

She has really droopy tits like 7:35 droopy ... seriously saggy

by Working Class Hero July 2, 2021

Chicken Burgers

Tits that resemble 2 chicken patties

Floppy and flat and hardly any side profile

Looks at the state of my chicken burgers in this top

by Working Class Hero December 31, 2021

Deflated

My tits

Once lovely round grapefruits with nipples pointing clearly straight ahead

Now like used condoms dangling from my clavicle with the nipples clearly pointing south

Breast feeding is great for the kids but horrendous for your tits

My tits are so deflated when I sit down my nipples land in my tummy button

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Hangers Hoist

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020