84 definitions by Woody Thomas
by Woody Thomas January 7, 2006
A variation of bingo, but instead of calling out letters/numbers, the caller describes things that can be seen at Wal-Mart, and the players cover squares on their cards if described scene is on a square.
Examples:
a poopy diaper in the parking lot
a 250 lb. 13 year old boy with his 350 lb. father and 450 lb. mother
an old man outside the store with an oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette
an infant wearing a Dale Earnhart t-shirt
a 30 year old woman with her pregnant 14 year old daughter
an obese white woman with 3 bi-racial kids
in the parking lot, a beat up 1981 van, out of which spills empty White Castle boxes when the door is opened
etc
Examples:
a poopy diaper in the parking lot
a 250 lb. 13 year old boy with his 350 lb. father and 450 lb. mother
an old man outside the store with an oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette
an infant wearing a Dale Earnhart t-shirt
a 30 year old woman with her pregnant 14 year old daughter
an obese white woman with 3 bi-racial kids
in the parking lot, a beat up 1981 van, out of which spills empty White Castle boxes when the door is opened
etc
Wal-Mart Bingo is fun
by Woody Thomas March 13, 2010
by Woody Thomas January 21, 2006
A word or phrase unique to the big small town of St. Louis, Missouri. Examples:
Hoosier: white trash
toasted ravioli: small raviolis deep fried till crispy
gooey butter cake: a breakfast cake, about 10 x 10 inches,
filled with a buttery custard and covered in powdered
sugar.
pork steak: a slice of pork butt, about half inch thick,
bone in, slow cooked on a barbeque pit and smothered in
Maull's barbeque sauce
'Where'd ya go to high school?': the first question asked
by one native to another person they are meeting for the
first time who also is a lifelong St. Louisan.
Hoosier: white trash
toasted ravioli: small raviolis deep fried till crispy
gooey butter cake: a breakfast cake, about 10 x 10 inches,
filled with a buttery custard and covered in powdered
sugar.
pork steak: a slice of pork butt, about half inch thick,
bone in, slow cooked on a barbeque pit and smothered in
Maull's barbeque sauce
'Where'd ya go to high school?': the first question asked
by one native to another person they are meeting for the
first time who also is a lifelong St. Louisan.
by Woody Thomas January 7, 2006
legendary pro wrestler in the 60s and 70s. Probably never used an actual wrestling hold his whole career. Mostly just pummelled opponests with his fist, also liked to throw them out of the ring and bash their head on the timekeeper's table. Other nicknmaes included "The Psychopath," "The Missing Link," and "The Most Dangerous Man Alive." Built like a fireplug at about 5'7" 240 lbs. Died of a heart attack while doing bench presses at home in 1991. Real name William Afflis.
Dick the Bruiser went from villain to fan favorite in St. Louis when he got into a feud with Black Jack Lanza.
by Woody Thomas April 22, 2007
The subject of hilarious underground comics circa 1970. The Freak Brothers, along with their contemporary Doper Dan, were hippie slackers whose only ambition in life was to get stoned. It is advised to be very stoned when reading these publications.
After getting stoned out of my mind, I fell on the floor laughing and yelling 'author!' 'author!' after reading the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
by Woody Thomas May 31, 2007
by Woody Thomas January 22, 2006