83 definitions by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter
Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 24, 2007
In Henry the Fifth's time, a medieval battle with swords and spears which was fought on a freshly plowed farm field during a rainstorm. The knights got quite muddy, and many had their throats cut and were left to die in the juicy mud. And some of the knights went barefoot with cloth on instead of metal armor. One of the knights was a victim of a synchronized stabbing.
Watching the battle of Agincourt will give someone with a mud fetish a hard-on.
One of the guys was drowned in the mud by a guy in a suit of armor during the battle of Agincourt.
One of the guys was drowned in the mud by a guy in a suit of armor during the battle of Agincourt.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 24, 2007
1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.
2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.
2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.
2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.
2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.
2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
When a woman, possibly really Amish, puts on a solid-colored non-printed dress and jumps into a body of water,gets out all wet, walks over to the furrow his husband just plowed by horse, and starts rolling provocatively in the loose dry soil so that the dirt sticks to her. The male equivalent is the Amish Sweat Ritual.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 28, 2007
Colonial America version of the Linux command 'fsck', the File System Consistency Check. Back in those days the esses looked like effs.
When you don't run ffck on your Fedora partition with the Bible on it, you might get something like Thou Fhalt Commit Adultery.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 24, 2007
What cycle-accurate Pagans do. They take off their clothes and dance in the woods. Not necessarily a bad thing because some Pagans look quite nonsexually beautiful/handsome naked.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 28, 2007
One who infringes the copyright of a book by reading it in the store and memorizing it without paying for it.
That new Davinci Barcode book seems interesting, I'm gonna head over to Barnes & Noble and book pirate it.
He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.
He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 3, 2008