Backwater assortment of fields, miserable farmers and horsey types near Ballyclare
, County Antrim, Northern Ireland.
Lisnalinchys roads are surfaced with 20% tarmac and 80% horsesh*t.
Due to the local golf course, Lisnalinchys population is about 90% townies on a Saturday afternoon.
Visiting townie: "I say good chap, I've heard Lisnalinchy is the place to find a cracking good filly, what what?"
Farmer: "Aye and ye can ave all the horse shite ya wunt fur free hey"