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A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.

Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."

Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006
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A person who is absolutely addicted to pussy and basically lives to get the next fuck. A serious medical condition and sufferers can get group support and therapy from Cuntaholics Anonymous.
Dude: "It is 78 minutes since my last fuck. I am a cuntaholic and I need help."
Therapist: "Thank you Dude, you have taken the first step to recovery."
by Wizards Sleeve September 5, 2006
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Dude 1: "I am so bored at work today. Cover for me, I'll be smacking the glove in the restroom."
Dude 2: "Will do my man. Enjoy!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2007
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Memory Wank Bank (MWB). The content of a dude's head. All those pictures of chicks that a dude can call up from memory to assist in a good wanking session.
Dude 1: "D'ya see MILFy Sue bending over?"
Dude 2: "Fo shizzle, Dawg! Great ass. I could dig it!"
Dude 1: "Aye! One for the MWB."
by Wizards Sleeve September 16, 2006
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The little skin sporran that a male keeps his knackers safely locked up in.
"Oh Christ ... I've just been kicked in the happy sack ... I'll never have kids!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 7, 2005
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The Jekyll and Hyde female in her twenties.

Having left childhood behind, these chicks now battle through their twenties. Here they are buffeted between the pressures of work, drinking, boy-friend merry-go-rounds, monthly hormone attacks and the belief that their clocks are ticking.

Believe me, one day these chicks are heaven sent babes, then on the turn of a penny, the next day they are knife wielding harridans who relentlessly chant the mantra "All men are bastards ... why can't I find a boyfriend ... I'll never have babies ... I don't need a man etc."

Avoid them while in this evolving stage. Good news is they normally get their shit together sooner or later and the story does very often end happily.

Remember that every milf once was a psycho chick.
"Wow did you see that Chrissie? What a fucking psycho chick! Blob strop or what?"
by Wizards Sleeve May 31, 2005
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Proper noun. Town on south east coast of England. Pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from Calais.

Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.

Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.
Town's official charter: "If you want a fight, try Dover on a Friday night. Some of the head cases here can shove your shit back a fortnight."
by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005
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