129 definitions by Wizards Sleeve
A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.
One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."
Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
by Wizards Sleeve June 18, 2005
Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).
Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006
Dude 1: "You been to Accounts Department lately?"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."
by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2007
An instruction given by a porn star to a co-star in order to get him to lose his mess over her face.
Porn Star (Female): "Come on you bastad! Frost this face you cock monkey!"
Porn Star (Male): "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>"
Porn Star (Male): "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>"
by Wizards Sleeve January 15, 2007
Another name for a camel toe.
When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.
When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.
by Wizards Sleeve July 2, 2006
Verb. To masturbate. After a hard day at work, a man needs an Adventure With The Furious Five to relieve himself of surplus testosterone and spoodge.
"I was stuck on that train for an hour pressed up against sweaty MILF and dirty slags. When I got home I had to give it the Furious Five to get the stress off."
by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006
And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.
by Wizards Sleeve June 4, 2005