129 definitions by Wizards Sleeve

three legged bird

Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.

Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."

by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2007

blood pressure

It's what the urban gang does to 'nother gang who show them no goddam muthafuckin' respect.

"Man, those bitches is dissin' us and we gonna put them under blood pressure."

by Wizards Sleeve June 12, 2006

chunk ass

Derogatory term for a person who has spent too much time eating junk food and not enough time exercising. The US is full of these people.

"Whoaa! Fat Boy, you is a chunk ass - quit the cheeseburgers."

by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2005

womb on wheels

A pram. Once the baby has dropped, mum now pushes it in a womb on wheels in front of her.

"See that chick? Nice ass, nice rack. I'd tap her up if it weren't for her damn womb on wheels."

by Wizards Sleeve July 7, 2006

tea-time tug

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.

Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

slug trailed

Where a woman rides your face and leaves a magnificent trail of goo across it. It feels like a huge, Amazonian giant jungle slug has crawled round your face.

"That chick is so horny. Last night she rode my face and slug trailed me!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 6, 2006

Meat Feast

Probably one of the best things that you can buy at Pizza Hut. This pizza is topped with spicy pork, ham, pepperoni and spicy beef.

Best enjoyed with a cool beer.

Despite just being told he had high cholesterol, high blood pressure and that triple bypass surgery was quite likely, Fat-Boy knew that only a Meat Feast could cheer him up.

by Wizards Sleeve June 2, 2005