2 definitions by Wittless
A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.
Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.
Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.
Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.
Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.
Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.
by Wittless September 30, 2014
Guy 1: Hey dude check out this lighter I got.
Guy 2: That's awesome! Where did you find that??
Guy 1: it was a total ground score, it's full of gas too!
Guy 2: That's awesome! Where did you find that??
Guy 1: it was a total ground score, it's full of gas too!
by Wittless October 28, 2014