2 definitions by WiscoWhistler
When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020
When you're ready to get intimate with your special someone, but you both have eaten so much that the only position you can both handle in spooning on your side with minimal movement until you're both "satisfied"
Joel: "I'm really down to get busy, but that Thanksgiving dinner is weighing me down"
Taylor: "Me too, why don't we just lie on our sides and shamoo in the dark"
Taylor: "Me too, why don't we just lie on our sides and shamoo in the dark"
by WiscoWhistler January 29, 2019