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1, Harlan, a creature said to be extinct- with the ability of clapping extremely loudly- is said to be the one of the most attractive beings who ever lived. Thus a term for "ladies man" for his abilities to make the object of his desire, at present time, to feel uncontrollably amazed, baffled and dazed.

2, A Harlan is said to have the capability of answering every question correctly and are said to know, and understand, the meaning of life. In fact many known associates of a Harlan believe he is the meaning of life in itself. A Harlan is known for their talent of musical instruments.

Harlans are said to be capable of inhabiting hearts of unsuspecting women in short periods of time, such as the legend of Raffy, a woman whose heart melted at the immensity of Harlan himself.

3, Harlan, a being known to avoid cocky hair styles of a pyramid fashion, and have gratuitous amounts of muscles and wisdom, therefore do not require tight shirts to show this feature off.
Harlan was able to conquer Raffy's heart in only four hours

that guy over there is a Harlan, he is buff, intelligent, amazing and drives the best car around town.

All you need is Harlan
by Winner-of-life October 12, 2009
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