4 definitions by WinksMcgee

When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"
I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....
by WinksMcgee April 3, 2016
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A long awaited climax, almost to the point where it hurts. When it does happen, it appears as if ropey ribbons of jizz fly through the air.
Painted her headboard with ropey ribbons this morning....
by WinksMcgee July 14, 2017
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The act of man boobs so large, they waggle when an individual walks..
Check out that dudes waggle titz
by WinksMcgee April 3, 2016
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To the extreme with carrying and spreading multiple STD's amongst your buddies. A class act groupie with talents beyond belief, she will certainly bring your drunken clan to their knees, and burning sensations throughout....This is a new disease known as "I could not tell it would burn"..... Carried by an array of socialite skanks....
Damn, what the hell is wrong with Jimmy, he hasnt come back since last week......

Doogen said, "he caught that Ghanasyphilherpalez from Maggie last week....bitch has it all...."
by WinksMcgee May 2, 2018
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